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Five Bad Movies (you must watch immediately)

 

5. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

 

This has featured on several Hodderscape posts – we all love the way the movie accurately depicts a shark eating a plane. Top notch.

 

 

4. Killer Klowns from Outer Space

 

Clowns is spelt with a K because it makes it cooler.

 

 

3. Sharknado

 

I actually didn’t like this film, but if I’m going to be fair to all the other terrible-movie lovers out there then I feel I must include it. The name kind of explains it all but in case it wasn’t obvious: it’s about a tornado made of sharks.

 

 

 

2. Clown

 

I thought this movie was actually really good… and not bad good, good good. It might not even deserve to go on this list, but as it is about a dad who dresses up as a clown for his son’s birthday and then slowly transforms into a clown-like demon my hands are tied.

 

 

 

1. Thankskilling

 

This movie is beautifully terrible, about a killer turkey hell-bent on killing five college students – full of awful dialogue, a forcefully non-PC script and bad acting. Oh, it is pun-tastic as well so if you enjoy a good turkey-related pun then this is the film for you!